How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
3. Fuck every single person
that girl you just called fat? she sucked so much dick last night. stomach full of dick. so much cock. that boy you just laughed at for wearing glasses? got sperm in this eye. lost all his sight. loves sucking dick. got so much dick. that girl you just laughed at in the wheelchair? she fucked your man so hard. left her paralyzed. vagina broke.
images from the Bright Eyes, ‘Lifted or The Story Is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground’ album booklet
When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
karlie is a genius
If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.
he’d swallow his eyeballs.
I’ve heard that there is a very crisp part of the early morning
where scars don’t matter
and wounds are healed
before you’re fully awake and
you can’t remember
the pain from last night
In that space, I will always love you